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ESPN Shorts Combine Baseball, Groundskeeping, Death, Beer

ESPN Shorts, a series of well-made short films shown in episodic fashion, have combined the American pastimes of baseball, groundskeeping, death, and beer into extremely moving commercial cinema. More

Coming Soon: Stuff We Missed

Stories that would have been funny three months ago, but we were too lazy to publish them.


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ESPN Shorts Combine Baseball, Groundskeeping, Death, Beer

Mondesi Receives Parenting Award

MLB Replaces "Spider Man 2" Ads

Satan Pleased by Potential Cubs/Red Sox World Series

Reds Acquire Round-Headed Kid

X-Rays Reveal Cork in Sosa's Biceps

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Griffey Finally Pays Dividends
"I put 5 Grand on him getting disabled before the All-Star break," says Reds fan/total jackass Leonard Scramm.

John Down Fails to Win HR Derby
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Delgado Agrees to Stand for "God Bless America"
"I'll stand up for it, but I'll be listening to 'Sk8er Boi' on my iPod."